I wish you a story with a happy ending and the wisdom to look for it...

16th May 2013

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thefunniestpost:

Hysterical!

BAHAHHAHHAAAHA

I can think of quite a few people i would love to do this to

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14th May 2013

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Graduation

whatshouldwecallme:

Some people:

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Me:

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sooooo true. may. 19. 

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14th May 2013

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Ygritte: Kissed by fire and telling it like it is since before the wall.

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11th May 2013

Link

Revision Procrastination →

Amazing playlist that will turn that blah-feeling-mood into a chill-head-bobbing- kind of day. 

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6th May 2013

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:)

:)

4th May 2013

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I need to remind myself this

I need to remind myself this

29th April 2013

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According to a theory the children from Ponyo grew up to be the baker couple from Kiki’s Delivery Service.

REallY?!?

Tagged: ponyoKiki's Delivery Service

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27th April 2013

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25th April 2013

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captainmarvel:

i’ve realized that the characters i relate to the most strongly are the disillusioned drunk old ladies who only speak sarcasm.

so funny-me too

Tagged: funny

24th April 2013

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23rd April 2013

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HEAR WHAT OPRAH WINFREY HAD TO SAY ABOUT MEN



If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. 
If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.

 

Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.

Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that’s not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can’t “be friends”. A friend wouldn’t mistreat a friend. 

Don’t settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don’t stay because you think “it will get better.” You’ll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you.

 

Avoid men who have a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn’t marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently?

 

 

Always have your own set of friends separate from his. Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up. 

 

 

Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later. (**interesting)

You cannot change a man’s behavior. Change comes from within. Don’t EVER make him feel he is more important than you are. Even if he has has more education or a better job. Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more, nothing less. 

Never let a man define who you are. Never borrow someone else’s man. If he cheated with you, he’ll cheat on you. A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.

 

 

All men are NOT dogs.  **<3

****You should not be the one doing all the bending… Compromise is two way street. You need time to heal between relationships. There is nothing cute about baggage…

 

 

Deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship. You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you. A relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals. Look for someone complimentary… not supplementary. 

Dating is fun… Even if he doesn’t turn out to be Mr. Right.

 

 

Make him miss you sometimes… When a man always know where you are, and you’re always readily available to him ~ he takes it for granted.

 

 

Never move into his mother’s house. Never co-sign for a man. Don’t fully commit to a man who doesn’t give you everything that you need. Keep him in your radar but get to know others. 

 


Scared of being alone is what makes a lot of women stay in relationships that are abusive or hurtful: Dr. Phil says… You should know that: You’re the best thing that could ever happen to anyone and if a man mistreats you, he’ll miss out on a good thing.

 

If he was attracted to you in the 1st place, just know that he’s not the only one. They’re all watching you, so you have a lot of choices. Make the right one.

 

 

Ladies take care of your own hearts… ❤

 

 

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23rd April 2013

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PREACH.

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22nd April 2013

Audio post - Played 2 times

A Fine Romance from the film Swing Time

GINGER:
A fine romance, with no kisses.
A fine romance, my friend, this is.
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes.
But you’re as cold as yesterday’s mashed potatoes.

A fine romance, you won’t nestle.
A fine romance, you won’t wrestle.
I’ve never mussed a crease in your blue serge pants.
I never had the chance.
This is a fine romance.

A fine romance, my good fellow.
You take romance. I’ll take Jell-o.
You’re calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean.
At least they flap their fins to express emotion.

A fine romance, with no quarrels,
With no insults, and all the morals.
You’re just as hard to land as the Ile de France.
I never get the chance.
This is a fine romance.

FRED:
A fine romance, with no kisses.
A fine romance, my friend, this is.
True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has.
We don’t have half the thrills that “The March of Time” has.

A fine romance, with no clinches.
A fine romance, with no pinches.
You never give the orchids I send a glance.
No, you like cactus plants.
This is a fine romance.

 

**i do not own the song.

Tagged: basically story of my lifemy romance life summed up in a song

20th April 2013

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I won&#8217;t let him. (repeat)

I won’t let him. (repeat)

20th April 2013

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Sometimes you teach us valuable lessons Disney. 

&lt;3 Ratatouille

Sometimes you teach us valuable lessons Disney. 

<3 Ratatouille

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